PLC

Mummy’s little darling (used to be called ‘let’s pretend’ but not any more) title PLC

Get myself a stick with a nail in it, got a medal one of many; On my chest proudly pin it

I’m your modern man, A Gold dust collector.  I’m a post modern go-getter

With a blade flick and that’s the end of it.  Making decisions,

I’m really quite prolific, I practice insect politics.

A pillar of society commended by the public

A double breasted silk tie hero, this is an Empire, I am the Emperor,

I’m your modern man, friend of Uncle Charlie

Chairman of the board, the great orator

My sons are kings and officers, half a dozen millionaires, their wives room service agitators.

I’m your modern man, Recycled plastic God, I can be with the time I’ve got

Chorus

I’m your modern man, the nip and tuck, Every day is another step up

My fortunes are steady you’ll find no fault in me.

For precaution I have some spare weaponry